Yes, it’s absolutely true, you can actually replace your old (and probably very inefficient) furnace and air conditioner for at least $2,634 less than you would have to pay at any other time.
Let me explain.
Every year the first three months of the year have “killed” my business. I’ve lost a ton of money during these “Killer” months and it takes the remaining months of the year to make up for them. I’m expecting the same thing to happen this year.
My Problem is your Opportunity
I’ve decided to give up trying to make a profit during the “Killer” months. If I can only minimize my losses during the first quarter I will come out ahead the other nine months and I will keep my honest, hard-working employees working.
Here is how this (admittedly daring) offer came about.
Every year we negotiate huge discounts and stocking plans with major manufacturers. Of course, we never seem to come out right. There is always some inventory that I must hold over until the next season. Because of the quantity and the time of the year, I’ve decided to put a special package together.
These are new 2013-2014 models. They are NOT seconds or “blems” or standard “builder” models. They are factory fresh premium air conditioners and furnaces with a full factory warranty.
Here’s How You Can Get a Premium Furnace for “Zip”
By putting this furnace and air conditioner package together then “Jaw Boning” the factory and committing to a do-or-die purchase agreement of a limited number of systems, I was able to buy both the furnace and the air conditioner for less than I thought possible!
So, if you buy one of these new premium air conditioners (but only if one of the four sizes I have negotiated will fit your house, of course) I’m going to give you the furnace FREE. All I ask for is the $649 in labor that it costs to have your furnace installed.
Just call one of the numbers on the next page anytime to schedule an appointment. One of our comfort advisors will come out to measure your home (to determine the availability of the proper size). Don’t forget, I only have a very few of these matched systems in four sizes under this negotiated commitment agreement. When they are gone this remarkable offer also ends.
I’m betting that if I make you an offer that is “irresistible” (at least it should be if your furnace or air conditioner is over ten years old) and I barely mark it above the below-wholesale price I paid, I will accomplish two things:
1. It will cover my rent, utilities, insurance and taxes in the “killer months.
2. I can pay my professional staff of twelve technicians to work instead of paying them to stay at home.
If I can accomplish these two objectives I will minimize my losses and the rest of the year can be a winner. Not combinable with any other offers or discounts.
Even after I completely explain the installation there is absolutely no obligation. If you decide you don’t want to take advantage of the spectacular savings–that’s ok. I will even give you a surprise gift worth $50 if your unit is over ten years old, just because you were kind enough to read this letter and give me a chance to solve my problem. I want you to think well of Home Comfort Experts even if you don’t buy.
You Can Buy With No Cash
You don’t even have to pay me right away. In fact with your approved credit I can offer you a six month, no payment, deferred-interest payment plan*. And consider this, if you decide to make monthly investments beyond the first six months, the entire amount of your payments would likely be offset by the savings on your utility bills. It’s like “having your cake and eating it too.”
My Disappointment-Proof Guarantee
Talking about lower utility bills, I am confident that if your system is over 10 years old, you will significantly reduce your heating and cooling energy consumption, possibly as much as 25%**.
We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Why This Offer Can’t Last
Please call and reserve your systems today. Here are two reasons why.
- I only have eighteen of each of the four sizes. When all of the air conditioners are sold and all the free furnaces are given away in that particular size, that’s it. There are no more at this price.
- If I have any of the systems left on April 15th (although I doubt I will) this offer still ends.
Here’s why. The only reason I am making the low or non-profit (for me) offer is because of the “Killer” months. My business always starts improving in the spring and since the furnaces didn’t “cost”
me anything I can sell them at regular prices next fall and still come out ahead. Give us a call now
and we will set up an appointment for your no-obligation survey.
Thank you for reading this rather long letter. I hope you will profit greatly because of it.
Home Comfort Experts
P.S. If your heating system is all electric, don’t worry we have also negotiated special pricing for electric heaters too… just be sure to mention when you call that it’s all electric!
P.P.S. Don’t forget if your air conditioner is over ten years old a rewarding $50 surprise gift awaits you. And there is no obligation.